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OPsBoss
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 Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 8:40 am
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An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. " Guido, I wan you lissina me. I wan you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man --
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's up"........
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 11:55 am
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LMAO... good one Frank ,I always wonder why southern Italians are all called Guido's, My grandpa gave me his Luger he stole from a German soldier during the WW2, along with other stuff he borrowed while battling on Monte Grappa.. as the Germans were running up north, he took me up there one day and showed me the exact places he slept and fought, where his buddies died, very emotional trip for the both of us...
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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:28 pm
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Excellent Boss
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"Come and take them" The expression of defiance reportedly by King Leonidas in response to the Persian army's demand that the Spartans surrender their weapons at the Battle of Thermopylae
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 12:23 am
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LMAO. That very good.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:29 pm
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"Shoot 'em both Grady, where's ya gun at?"
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