A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when
they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and
unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a
similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and
alert and as
first-aid was given to both men, the squad leader
asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north
along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed
insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches
along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a
miserable, low-life scumbag who got what he deserved. And he
yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing,
left-wing Commie, who isn't even an American."

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands,
when a truck hit us."

HA, HA, HA...that's a good one!

That was damn funny!!!

LMAO Ha ha thats pretty good