Don't go in that field... Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 6:42 pm
Joined: Apr 16, 2006 Posts: 422 Location: Conus
medicsixzero
A Deputy stops at a ranch and talks with the old ranch owner.
He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegal grown drugs.'
The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
The officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.' Pointing to the badge on his chest he proudly says, 'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish… on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the deputy running for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer.
The officer is clearly terrified.
The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
'Your badge! Show him your fucking badge!'
Re: Don't go in that field... Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:31 pm
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cdutchess78
hahaha
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Re: Don't go in that field... Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 8:04 pm
Joined: Jun 12, 2007 Posts: 1265 Location: CONUS/OCONUS
ReconValhalla
Awesome!
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Re: Don't go in that field... Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 10:01 pm
Joined: Feb 08, 2009 Posts: 943 Location: OCONUS
Spot
Thump, thump, thump...LMAO!
Re: Don't go in that field... Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:26 pm
Joined: Jan 05, 2009 Posts: 23 Location: USA
Taipantheoutlaw
gotta love it!
Re: Don't go in that field... Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:58 am
Joined: May 25, 2007 Posts: 458 Location: Hungary/Middle East
Nightwolf
LMAO
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"Dogs - even mad dogs - fight, and the losing dog, if he can, runs away.
But no wolf runs.
For a wolf wins every fight but one, and in that one he dies."
Re: Don't go in that field... Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 4:25 pm
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Oldgoat
I think I know that Deputy.
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