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OPsBoss Site Admin


Joined: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 2858 Location: Texas
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:50 am Post subject: Texas Deputy vs. California Lawyer |
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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from California and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.
The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'
'What for?' says the lawyer.
The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'
Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
'You still didn't come to a complete stop, says the deputy. License and registration, please.'
The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. *
* *License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats.**
Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, *
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*I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. *
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*If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'**
'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.*
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At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the living daylights out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'*
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johndcop Contractor


Joined: Mar 19, 2007 Posts: 96 Location: virginia
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:35 pm Post subject: Re: Texas Deputy vs. California Lawyer |
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fu@#ing great Boss
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cdutchess78 Contracting Guru!


Joined: Aug 26, 2008 Posts: 718 Location: afghanistan
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:29 pm Post subject: Re: Texas Deputy vs. California Lawyer |
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Awesome!
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WYTAC Site Admin


Joined: Mar 18, 2005 Posts: 1784 Location: Wyoming
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:12 am Post subject: Re: Texas Deputy vs. California Lawyer |
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Oldy but Goodie
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Spot Top Operator!


Joined: Feb 08, 2009 Posts: 939 Location: OCONUS
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:20 pm Post subject: Re: Texas Deputy vs. California Lawyer |
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lmao!!!
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Taipantheoutlaw Private


Joined: Jan 05, 2009 Posts: 23 Location: USA
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:17 pm Post subject: Re: Texas Deputy vs. California Lawyer |
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HAHA! great one!~
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