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OPsBoss Site Admin


Joined: Feb 14, 2005 Posts: 3324 Location: Texas
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:50 am Post subject: Texas Deputy vs. California Lawyer |
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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from California and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.
The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'
'What for?' says the lawyer.
The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'
Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
'You still didn't come to a complete stop, says the deputy. License and registration, please.'
The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. *
* *License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats.**
Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, *
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*I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. *
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*If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'**
'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.*
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At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the living daylights out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'*
_________________ "The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil but, because of the people who do nothing about them."
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johndcop Contractor


Joined: Mar 19, 2007 Posts: 96 Location: virginia
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:35 pm Post subject: Re: Texas Deputy vs. California Lawyer |
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fu@#ing great Boss
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To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice ~ Confucius
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cdutchess78 Top Operator!


Joined: Aug 26, 2008 Posts: 928 Location: Iraq
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:29 pm Post subject: Re: Texas Deputy vs. California Lawyer |
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Awesome!
_________________ General Pershing was once overheard as saying:"Water boarding is for pussies!"
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WYTAC Site Admin


Joined: Mar 17, 2005 Posts: 2098 Location: Wyoming
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:12 am Post subject: Re: Texas Deputy vs. California Lawyer |
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Oldy but Goodie
_________________ "If we ever forget that we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under."
Ronald Reagan
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Spot Top Operator!


Joined: Feb 08, 2009 Posts: 981 Location: Desert Country (U.S.)
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:20 pm Post subject: Re: Texas Deputy vs. California Lawyer |
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Taipantheoutlaw Private


Joined: Jan 05, 2009 Posts: 23 Location: USA
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:17 pm Post subject: Re: Texas Deputy vs. California Lawyer |
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HAHA! great one!~
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