A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department is
being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications all
look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take
before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a service pistol across the
desk, he says, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal
aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"That's the attitude we want," says the Sergeant. "When can you
start?"

Ditto! That's a good one.

The Texas Rangers, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

One Texas Ranger goes in. He comes out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

LMFAO!

The visions that conjures.

Good one.