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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:07 am
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A conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman , Montana , while awaiting their respective flights.

One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East .

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.
The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.
Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."
The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"
The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl. "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'."

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:23 am
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Good one!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:23 pm
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Oh Yeah!

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:22 pm
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hardy har har. If only your jokes were as good as your MW2 skills.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:22 pm
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Awesome!

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:03 pm
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YEEEHHAWWW! LOL
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