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When you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you:

1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:

3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;

4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;

5. Access the Internet;

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven:

7. Take a deep breath and open the site:
www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.

Have a good trip.......

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Our Declaration of Independence states: "when a long train of abuses and usurpations reveals a determination to establish over the people an 'absolute depotism,' it is the right and duty to overthrow such a government and provide new guards for their security".

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Once again, f*cked up and funny at the same time. I just saved the webpage so that it could be ported to any machine... You guys rock.


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