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hardknocks Site Admin


Joined: Mar 10, 2005 Posts: 2406 Location: Two steps ahead of you
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:35 pm Post subject: Texas law Enforcement Screening Procedure |
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A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department is
being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications all
look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take
before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a service pistol across the
desk, he says, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal
aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"That's the attitude we want," says the Sergeant. "When can you
start?"
_________________ It is true that the ones who come out on top are the ones who have been trained in the hardest school
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medicsixzero Contracting Guru!


Joined: Apr 16, 2006 Posts: 554 Location: Conus
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:43 pm Post subject: Re: Texas law Enforcement Screening Procedure |
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Spot Top Operator!


Joined: Feb 08, 2009 Posts: 981 Location: Desert Country (U.S.)
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:31 pm Post subject: Re: Texas law Enforcement Screening Procedure |
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Ditto! That's a good one.
_________________ You can't miss fast enough to win!
-- Somebody at Blackwater
"Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in."
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
Work hard. Embrace pain. Love life.
-- "Mack" (host of Future Weapons)
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kpel308 Security Badass


Joined: Mar 26, 2007 Posts: 444 Location: Afghanistan/Philippines
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:44 pm Post subject: Re: Texas law Enforcement Screening Procedure |
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The Texas Rangers, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
One Texas Ranger goes in. He comes out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
_________________ Kick Ass. Take Names. Repeat As Necessary.
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Taipantheoutlaw Private


Joined: Jan 05, 2009 Posts: 23 Location: USA
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:24 pm Post subject: Re: Texas law Enforcement Screening Procedure |
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LMFAO!
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Spot Top Operator!


Joined: Feb 08, 2009 Posts: 981 Location: Desert Country (U.S.)
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:34 pm Post subject: Re: Texas law Enforcement Screening Procedure |
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The visions that conjures.
Good one.
_________________ You can't miss fast enough to win!
-- Somebody at Blackwater
"Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in."
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
Work hard. Embrace pain. Love life.
-- "Mack" (host of Future Weapons)
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