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A man was lying in bed with his new Thai girlfriend in a hotel in the
Thai resort of Phuket.

After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his
testicles - something she loved to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing
that so much?"

"Because", she replied, "I really miss mine."

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bahahahaha, that's so wrong, but in some cases so true.....lol

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Lady-Boi!!

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Oldgoat how long were you with her/he/it?

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dyank wrote:
Oldgoat how long were you with her/he/it?

I think he's into, erm, goats? haha

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I know.....Everything is funnier through a smokey haze. goofedup

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Oldgoat wrote:
Stinger

I know.....Everything is funnier through a smokey haze. goofedup

Yeah, Marlboros. SWINGANAMISS! Razz

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