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Community Forums › News and General Discussions Forum › Jokes and Kneeslappers ! › Don't go in that field...
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medicsixzero Security Badass


Joined: Apr 16, 2006 Posts: 414 Location: Conus
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 6:42 pm Post subject: Don't go in that field... |
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A Deputy stops at a ranch and talks with the old ranch owner.
He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegal grown drugs.'
The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
The officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.' Pointing to the badge on his chest he proudly says, 'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish… on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the deputy running for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer.
The officer is clearly terrified.
The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
'Your badge! Show him your fucking badge!'
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cdutchess78 Contracting Guru!


Joined: Aug 26, 2008 Posts: 718 Location: afghanistan
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:31 pm Post subject: Re: Don't go in that field... |
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hahaha
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ReconValhalla SA-Moderator


Joined: Jun 12, 2007 Posts: 1264 Location: CONUS/OCONUS
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 8:04 pm Post subject: Re: Don't go in that field... |
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Awesome!
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Spot Top Operator!


Joined: Feb 08, 2009 Posts: 939 Location: OCONUS
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 10:01 pm Post subject: Re: Don't go in that field... |
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Thump, thump, thump...LMAO!
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Taipantheoutlaw Private


Joined: Jan 05, 2009 Posts: 23 Location: USA
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:26 pm Post subject: Re: Don't go in that field... |
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gotta love it!
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Nightwolf Security Badass


Joined: May 25, 2007 Posts: 438 Location: World-wide/Hungary
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:58 am Post subject: Re: Don't go in that field... |
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_________________ "The only thing neccesary for the triumph of evil is for good man to do nothing."
"Dogs - even mad dogs - fight, and the losing dog, if he can, runs away.
But no wolf runs.
For a wolf wins every fight but one, and in that one he dies." |
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Oldgoat Top Operator!


Joined: Sep 09, 2005 Posts: 839 Location: Somewhere north of Mexico
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 4:25 pm Post subject: Re: Don't go in that field... |
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I think I know that Deputy.
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